A huge, rough samurai once went to see a little monk, hoping to acquire the secrets of the universe. “Monk,” he said, in a voice accustomed to instant obedience, “teach me about heaven and hell.”
The little monk looked up at the mighty warrior in silence. Then, after a moment, he said to the samurai with utter disdain, “Teach YOU about heaven and hell? I couldn’t teach you about anything. You’re dirty. You smell. Your blade is rusty. You’re a disgrace, an embarrassment to the samurai class. Get out of my sight at once. I can’t stand you!”